Muck Fizzou!

Tonight the Kansas Jayhawks play the Missouri Tigers. If you don't already know, this match-up can be compared to Good vs. Evil. Here are some jokes to get you in the mood for tonight. Enjoy.

Q: Why does the new golf course in Columbia only have 14 holes?
A: The Tigers never make it to the Final Four.

After a long, illustrious career and wonderful life, it came time for Norm Stuart of Missouri to go to the “great ballgame in the sky.” He was met at the Pearly Gates by God himself. God was showing Norm around heaven when they came to a small house with a MU flag hanging from it.

“This is where you will live.” God told Norm. Norm looked around and noticed a huge mansion on a hill above his house. The mansion was adorned with KU flags. “God,” Norm said. “I don’t want to appear ungrateful, but why do I have to live in this small house while Roy Williams gets to live in a big mansion?”
“That’s not Roy’s house,” God said. “That’s mine.”