Is Laura gonna have to shiv a bitch?

I finally went to my RA to complain about the door slamming that the next door girl does until 3 in the morning; I have no idea what exactly makes a person go in and out of their room every five minutes, but guessing on how this girl looks, I'd say drugs. Afterwards, I hear her in the hallway all "Better not slam the door, I might get in trouble!" If by trouble, you mean getting your head knocked off, then yes, you better not slam the door.